The Evergreen State College

The Evergreen State College (also known as TESC, The Enchanted Forest, The Forest) is an accredited public liberal arts college located in Olympia, Washington. Notable alumni include Tay Zonday, and Matt Groening. Sean is also currently a student at TESC. The college is odd pricipally because as opposed to giving objective, numerical grades like real universities, at the end of the academic period the faculty and students sit down and "discuss their progress."

It is not known why Sean, who has generally described by Ian "a pretty smart guy" chose to attend such a silly college. In fact, Ian would have been completely against his attendance if Evergreen was anywhere but the Pacific Northwest, which is full of homosexuals for him to take advantage of as he sees fit.

The Student Body
Every student at The Evergreen State College considers themself unfettered by the traditional educational model, but in reality most of them are merely unemployable. Notable people include:
 * Anthony
 * Ashley
 * Bart
 * James
 * Sean
 * Araabi (dropped out)
 * Chris Rambo
 * Christian (dropped out)
 * Vince